The Only Time I Set The Bar

I Ate Fiberglass Insulation. It Wasn’t Cotton Candy Like The Guy Said… My Tummy Itches.

Everybody Should Be Normal. Everybody Should Be Nice. I Think They Go Hand In Hand, And That To Me Is The Default Setting.

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.

I Am Happily Married, And I Think I Was Lucky That Success Came A Little Later In My Life. It's Difficult To Handle All The Attention When You Are A Young Gun.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.