The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

If A Bank Fails In China, They Behead The Men At The Top Of It That Was Responsible... If We Beheaded All Of Ours That Were Responsible For Bank Failures, We Wouldn't Have Enough People Left To Bury The Heads.

The Bankers Just Got A Good Cussing By Everybody For Loaning Too Much Money. Well, They Got Some Awful Nice Buildings. So When A Banker Fails, He Fails In Splendor.