The Only Way A Show Works Is

Life Is Truly A Ride. We're All Strapped In And No One Can Stop It.... I Think That The Most You Can Hope For At The End Of Life Is That Your Hair's Messed, You're Out Of Breath, And You Didn't Throw Up.

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

Pain Is Usually Represented By Lightning Attacking The Guy. Glowing Redness Is Also Popular. Sometimes Parts Of The Guy Would Just Burst Into Flames.

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success?