The Only Way For Mankind To Survive

It's Very Hard Not To Be Condescending When You're Explaining Something To An Idiot.

Republicans Don't Have To Accept Evolution, Economics, Climatology, Or Human Sexuality, But I Just Watched A Week Of Their National Convention, And I Need Them To Admit The Historical Existence Of George W. Bush. If Your Party Can Run The Nation For Eight Years And Then Have A National Convention And Not Invite Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Karl Rove, Or Tom Delay, You're Not A Political Movement, You're The Witness Protection Program.

Democrats Are Afraid Of Polls. Republicans Aren`t Afraid Of Polls. Republicans Make Polls. Democrats Run From Polls.

Sarah Palin Finally Heard What Happened In Japan And She's Demanding That We Invade 'tsunami.'

Men Are Only As Loyal As Their Options.