The Only Way I'd Need A Pain

One Day I Was Running Around Playing With My Son Connor When Afterwards I Was Sweating, Tired And Out Of Breath. I Was Embarrassed That Something As Enjoyable As Playing With My Son Was So Tough For Me To Do. Immediately I Started An Extensive Diet And Exercise Plan. It Completely Changed My Life And Helped Cure My Type-2 Diabetes.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

I Am Never Out There Just Jogging For The Heck Of It. I Never Do That. I Start To Run With A Goal In Mind, Whether It's A Certain Time Or Certain Distance Or A Specific Heart-rate Goal, And Then I Am Done.

That's The Great Thing About Having Your Friends Around You. I've Known These Guys Forever. I Really Enjoy Their Company Just As People. You Couldn't Ask For A Better Work Environment.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.