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There's 5 Levels Of Fatness! Fluffy Is One Of The Levels. There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy And Damn.

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.