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I Got A Brother Who Calls Me Hollywood. Sisters Kind Of Keep Their Distance. Even My Mom Is Kind Of Like Ahhh With Me. Yeah Dude, It Really Sucks. And I Wish Things Were Different. Unfortunately, They Don't Understand Everything I Go Through On A Day To Day Basis To Be Able To Maintain What I'm Doing.

I Was A Big Fan Of Rodney Dangerfield. He Had This Hbo Young Comedians Special And He'd Always Bring Up New Talent, And I Loved That!

I Go On The Road All The Time, But I'm Only Performing For Two Hours A Night, And Then I'll Do A Meet-and-greet, And Then I'll Get A Bite To Eat, Get Drunk, Pass Out, Wake Up The Next Day, Sleeping The Next Day, Sleeping Off The Hangover, And Then I'm In The Next City.

I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other Day Just Because. If I See Something That I Think Is Cool And I Like It, I'll Go For It.

I Just Recently Crossed Over Into Europe. They're Showing My Special Hot And Fluffy In Europe And Selling The Dvd There Too. And They're Doing The Same Thing In Australia And Canada. And I Think The Biggest Part Was I Did The Special In A Predominantly Latino Area, But I Kept The Show Mainstream And Across The Board.