The Optimum Committee Has No Members.

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.

Law Number Xxix: Executives Who Do Not Produce Successful Results Hold On To Their Jobs Only About Five Years. Those Who Produce Effective Results Hang On About Half A Decade.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.