The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.