The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

The Humble And Meek Are Thirsting For Lood

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.