The Other Day, I Got A Henna

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country Trio Called The Chixie Dicks.

I Just Try To Keep Myself A Traditionalist. I Liked Being An Underground Comic Doing My Thing. I Want To Maintain That. I Just Do.

As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be Known. I Think A Lot Of Comedic Actors Get Lost In This World Of Hollywood And All This Stuff. They Lose What Brought Them There In The First Place. I'm Very Trepidatious About It.