The Other Day, I Got A Henna

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.