The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up

You Really Have To Have Some Muscle To Be On The Stage In Front Of The World.

Kids Need A Happy Household. They Need To Be Loved And Supported In Their Dreams. And I Don't Think You Can Make Your Kids' Dreams Your Own. They Need You To Support Them In Their Dreams.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.