The Past Is What You Take With

(although Anyone With Half A Brain Must Surely Be Mired In Existential Gloom All The Time)

Sometimes I Would Like To Cry. I Close My Eyes. Why Weren't We Designed So That We Can Close Our Ears As Well? (perhaps Because We Would Never Open Them.) Is There Some Way That I Could Accelerate My Evolution And Develop Earlids?

Why Do Cats Sleep So Much? Perhaps They've Been Trusted With Some Major Cosmic Task, An Essential Law Of Physics - Such As: If There Are Less Than Five Million Cats Sleeping At Any One Time The World Will Stop Spinning.

Time Was A Thief, He Stole Your Life Away From You And The Only Way You Could Get It Back Was To Outwit Him And Snatch It Right Back.

Oh, God. What Was Happening To Her, She Was Turning Into A Normal Person.