The Past Isn't Going To Get You

When My Tv Show, 'sports Jobs With Junior Seau,' Assigned Me To Be A 'sports Illustrated' Reporter For A Weekend, I Didn't Realize I'd Have To Squeeze It In Around Another Sports Job. I Had Planned To Retire From The Nfl To Enjoy The Cushy Lifestyle Of A Full-time Reality Tv Star, But I Wound Up Getting Run Over By A Bull.

You See A Hockey Player, You'd Never Know He's A Professional Athlete. But You Put The Skates On Him, And He Becomes A Beast.

I'm Not Retiring. I Am Graduating. Today Is My Graduation Day. Retirement Means That You'll Just Go Ahead And Live On Your Laurels And Surf All Day In Oceanside. It Ain't Going To Happen.

In Order To Gain The Respect Of Your Players In The Locker Room, You Can't Just Perform On Saturday. You Have To Do It Consistently During Practices, Meetings, And In The Weight Room.

The Best Meal At My Restaurant Is The Whole Right Side Of The Menu.