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Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

War For Most Men Is Not Fighting Or Marching In Parades. It Is Sitting Around Somewhere Wondering What The Hell You Are Supposed To Be Doing.

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

There Isn't A Child Who Hasn't Gone Out Into The Brave New World Who Eventually Doesn't Return To The Old Homestead Carrying A Bundle Of Dirty Clothes.