The Praise Of A Fool Is Incense

Nonsense, When Earnest, Is Impressive, And Sometimes Takes You In. If You Are In A Hurry, You Occasionally Mistake It For Sense.

There Is No Index Of Character So Sure As The Voice.

The Canter Is A Cure For Every Evil.

A Female Friend, Amiable, Clever, And Devoted, Is A Possession More Valuable Than Parks And Palaces; And Without Such A Muse, Few Men Can Succeed In Life, None Be Contented.

A Good Eater Must Be A Good Man; For A Good Eater Must Have A Good Digestion, And A Good Digestion Depends Upon A Good Conscience.