The Praise We Seek For Our Own

After Months Of Speculation, The Sitcom Star Ellen Degeneres Admitted That Yes, She's Gay. Inspired By Her Courage, Today, Diet-guru Richard Simmons Admitted That He Is Really, Really, Really, Really Gay.

Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied By Conceit.

It Got Very Tedious Saying The Same Jokes In The Same Way With The Same Attitude.

Our Passions May Be Compared To Certain Slaves--the More Severity We Show Them, The Better They Obey Us.

Never Raise Expectations In Others That You Cannot Realize: Promise Is Less Pleasing Than Disappointment Is Vexatious.