The President Is Going To Benefit From

I Am Uniquely Positioned And Prepared To Be President. I Can Assure You I Am Serious. I Am Committed

I Love California, I Practically Grew Up In Phoenix.

The Holocaust Was An Obscene Period In Our Nation's History. I Mean In This Century's History. But We All Lived In This Century. I Didn't Live In This Century.

I Used To Smoke Marijuana, But That Was When I Was In College, Before It Was A Drug.

The Other Day The President Said, I Know You've Had Some Rough Times, And I Want To Do Something That Will Show The Nation What Faith That I Have In You, In Your Maturity And Sense Of Responsibility. He Paused, Then Said, Would You Like A Puppy?