The Press Has Met Their Waterloo, And

Obama's Health Care Plan Will Be Written By A Committee Whose Head, John Conyers, Says He Doesn't Understand It. It'll Be Passed By Congress That Has Not Read It, Signed By A President Who Smokes, Funded By A Treasury Chief Who Didn't Pay His Taxes, Overseen By A Surgeon General Who Is Obese, And Financed By A Country That's Nearly Broke. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

It Has Now Become A Status Symbol Among The Rich To Say That You Got Ripped Off By Bernie Madoff, Because Everybody Is Losing Money In The Market, Everybody Is, But It Makes You Special And Unique If You Lost Money Because Of Madoff. These People Don't Think It Makes 'em Look Stupid. It Continues To Elevate Their Status, They Think.

Socks Is The White House Cat. But Did You Know There Is Also A White House Dog?

I Do Not Believe That Obama Is Smarter Than Anybody Else. I Do Not Believe He Has Cut A New Path And Is A Politician Unlike Any We've Ever Seen Regarding His Intellect. I Don't Believe Any Of This Hocus-pocus. I Didn't Believe It When They Said It About Hillary Clinton, Smartest Woman In The World.

Hillary Clinton Knew She Wasn't Gonna Be Indicted For Whatever She's Doing With The Emails. You Know How I Know That? Because Jorge Ramos Asked Her In An Interview. He Said, "would You Step Down If You Were Indicted?" And Her Reaction Was (cackling), "what? Indicted? For What? What The Heck? Are You Serious? Oh, My God!" She Said, "silly! Ho-ho." There Was No Way It Was Gonna Happen.