The Price Of Being The Best Is

Scientists Have Calculated That The Chances Of Something So Patently Absurd Actually Existing Are Millions To One. But Magicians Have Calculated That Million-to-one Chances Crop Up Nine Times Out Of Ten.

Oh, A Very Useful Philosophical Animal, Your Average Tortoise. Outrunning Metaphorical Arrows, Beating Hares In Races... Very Handy.

This Isn't Life In The Fast Lane, It's Life In The Oncoming Traffic.

Coffee Is A Way Of Stealing Time That Should By Rights Belong To Your Older Self.

There Were Two Ways Of Looking At The World, But Only One When You Are Starving.