The Prison Is The State Writ Small.

Good Advice Is Never As Helpful As An Interest-free Loan.

Vanity Well Fed Is Benevolent. Vanity Hungry Is Spiteful.

Aphorisms May Equivocate, But They Must Not Wobble.

Love Songs Now: Fewer Broken Hearts, More Sexual Misery.

Conscious Thought Is The Tidying Up At The End.