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It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

In The Limelight I Play It Off Fine, But I Can't Handle It When I Turn Off My Night-light.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.

I'm Not Saying I Look Cool, But Every Single Time I Go Onstage, It Is A Fail If I Don't Feel Like I'm Going To Pass Out At Least Twice.