The Problem In America Isn't So Much

The Minute A Thing Is Long And Complicated, It Confuses. Whoever Wrote The Ten Commandments Made 'em Short. They May Not Always Be Kept, But They Are Understood.

The Republicans Have Their Splits Right After Election And Democrats Have Theirs Just Before An Election.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.

Work To Make A Living; Serve To Make A Life.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.