The Problem Is That The People With

Only Cowards Push A Button From Thousands Of Miles Away, Or Tens Of Thousands Of Feet Up, To Kill People Who Can't Possibly Fight Back.

That's What's So Great About The Internet. It Allows Pompous Blow-hards To Connect With Other Pompous Blow-hards In A Vast Circle-jerk Of Pomposity.

People Are Either Good Or They're Not. Religion Doesn't Make Anybody Good, I Don't Think.

People Sometimes Say How Standup Is So Hard, And I Always Tell Them That It's Hard At The Beginning.

If You Came Into The Theater Believing In The Talking Snake, It's Kind Of Hard To Leave The Theater Still Believing In The Talking Snake.