The Problem Is That Your Daughter Has

I Didn't Know How Serious It Is To A Female That You Lift The Lid.

The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories; And If The Two Of You Happen To Have The Same Ones And Can Savor Your Reruns, Then Your Marriage Is A Gift From The Gods.

Even Though Your Kids Will Consistently Do The Exact Opposite Of What You're Telling Them To Do, You Have To Keep Loving Them Just As Much.

Beware Of People Who Fall At Your Feet. They May Be Reaching For The Corner Of The Rug.

I Know People Are Tired Of Me Not Saying Anything, But A Guy Doesn't Have To Answer To Innuendos.