The Problem Is, Women Have Stopped Setting

I'm Here To Tell You, Though, Ladies That The Term "gold Digger" Is One Of The Traps We Men Set To Keep You Off Our Money Trail; We Created That Term For You So That We Can Have All Our Money And Still Get Everything We Want From You Without You Asking For Or Expecting This Very Basic, Instincual Responsibility That Men All Over The World Are Obligated To Assume And Embrace. ... Know This: It Is Your Right To Expect That A Man Will Pay For Your Dinner, Your Movie Ticket, Your Club Entry Fee, Or Whatever Else He Has To Pay For In Exhange For Your Time.

There Has Been Nothing More Impactful On My Life And Meaningful To Me Than The Introduction Of Christ. That, Hands Down, Blows Away Every Joke I've Ever Written.

I'm Just A Living Witness That You Can Be An Imperfect Soldier And Still Be In The Army Fighting For God Almighty. Don't You Think You Got To Be Perfect 'cause I Ain't.

You Can Be Happy, Or You Can Be Right. If You Want To Be Part Of A Couple And Win Every Argument, You're In Trouble.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.