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I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.