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Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.