The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing

The Only Thing I'm Allergic To Is Criticism.

The Most Important Part Of Any Rock Song Is The Guitar Solo.

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.