The Problem With You, Son, Is That

Football Is A Simple Game Made Complicated By People Who Should Know Better.

Laddie, That Man Scored 200 Goals In 270 Matches - An Incredible Record - And He Has Won Cup After Cup As A Manager. When He Talks, Pin Back Your Ears.

In My Time At Anfield We Always Said We Had The Best Two Teams On Merseyside - Liverpool And Liverpool Reserves.

The Socialism I Believe In Isn't Really Politics. It Is A Way Of Living. It Is Humanity. I Believe The Only Way To Live And To Be Truly Successful Is By Collective Effort, With Everyone Working For Each Other, Everyone Helping Each Other, And Everyone Having A Share Of The Rewards At The End Of The Day. That Might Be Asking A Lot, But It's The Way I See Football And The Way I See Life.

If You're Not Sure What To Do With The Ball, Just Pop It In The Net And We'll Discuss Your Options Afterwards.