The Public Has Always Expected Me To

You Can Never Trust A Human Being To Behave As You Would Have Expected In A Given Circumstance

By Instinct I'm An Adventurer; By Choice I'd Like To Be A Writer; By Pure, Unadulterated Luck, I'm An Actor.

I Can't Imagine Anything More Stressful Than Monogamy.

I Felt Like An Impostor, Taking All That Money For Reciting Ten Or Twelve Lines Of Nonsense A Day.

I Want Faith; But I Am Faithless