The Public Pays And Feels It Is

I Think Women Are Concerned Too Much With Their Clothes. Men Don't Really Care That Much About Women's Clothes. If They Like A Girl, Chances Are They'll Like Her Clothes.

I'm Fifty-one Years Old, But I'm Not Through Yet. I Have Lived A Full Life, And Intend Packing In Quite A Lot More.

American Men, As A Group, Seem To Be Interested In Only Two Things, Money And Breasts. It Seems A Very Narrow Outlook.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

I Can Excuse Everything But Boredom. Boring People Don't Have To Stay That Way.