The Public Scandal Is What Constitutes The

I Recover My Property Wherever I Find It.

It's An Odd Job, Making Decent People Laugh.

I Feed On Good Soup, Not Beautiful Language.

In Order To Prove A Friend To One's Guests, Frugality Must Reign In One's Meals; And, According To An Ancient Saying, One Must Eat To Live, Not Live To Eat.

It Infuriates Me To Be Wrong When I Know I'm Right.