The Pump Don't Work Cause The Vandals

Broken Bottles, Broken Plates, Broken Switches, Broken Gates. Broken Dishes, Broken Parts, Streets Are Filled With Broken Hearts.

There Were Only A Few Seats Left In Coach And Bob Found Himself Seated Next To A Young Female Fan. 'i Can't Believe I'm Sitting Next To Bob Dylan!' She Screamed.'pinch Yourself,' Said Bob."

My Favorite Politician Was Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater, Who Reminded Me Of Tom Mix, And There Wasn't Any Way To Explain That To Anybody.

I Never Could Guess Your Weight, Baby.

Stay Free Of Petty Jealousies, Live By No Man's Code, And Hold Your Judgment For Yourself, Lest You Wind Up On This Road.