The Quality Of A Play Is The

A Cigarette Is A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled In Paper With Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other.

Patriotism Is A Word Which Always Commemorates A Robbery.

To Withhold Deserved Praise Lest It Should Make Its Object Conceited Is As Dishonest As To Withhold Payment Of A Just Debt Lest Your Creditor Should Spend The Money Badly.

All Progress Depends Upon The Unreasonable Person.

It Is Not That I Am So Clever; It Is That Everyone Else Is So Stupid.