The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart

Your Body Is Your Instrument, You Play It Expertly.

I Was Raised On Government Cheese. As An Adult, In My First Marriage, My Husband And I Worked Real Hard Just To Go Bankrupt. I Happened To Write Some Jokes About It. I Did Real Well For Myself.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Show Business.

I Am A Woman, Therefore I Am A Problem Solver.

Take This Marriage Thing Seriously - It Has To Last All The Way To The Divorce.