The Real Lover Is The Man Who

This Industry Should Behave Like A Mother Whose Child Has Just Run Out In Front Of A Car. But Instead Of Clasping The Child To Them, They Start Punishing The Child. Like You Don't Dare Get A Cold. How Dare You Get A Cold! I Mean, The Executives Can Get Colds And Stay Home Forever And Phone It In, But How Dare You, The Actor, Get A Cold Or A Virus. You Know, No One Feels Worse Than The One Who's Sick. I Sometimes Wish, Gee, I Wish They Had To Act A Comedy With A Temperature And A Virus Infection.

I Have Evolved My Own Exercises, For The Muscles I Wish To Keep Firm, And I Know They Are Right For Me Because I Can Feel Them Putting The Proper Muscles Into Play As I Exercise.

Fame Has A Special Burden, Which I Might As Well State Here And Now. I Don't Mind Being Burdened With Being Glamorous And Sexual. But What Goes With It Can Be A Burden

The Only Thing A Star Asks Is To Be Allowed To Twinkle.

Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.