The Reason I Never Give Up Hope

I Go To Church Every Sunday, Which Is Like Going To The Gas Station Once A Week And Really, Really Filling Up.

I Became A Christian Before I Got Sober. So I Was A Drunk, Bulimic Christian.

I Love Readings And My Readers, But The Din Of Voices Of The Audience Gives Me Stage Fright, And The Din Of Voices Inside Whisper That I Am A Fraud, And That The Jig Is Up. Surely Someone Will Rise Up From The Audience And Say Out Loud That Not Only Am I Not Funny And Helpful, But I'm Annoying, And A Phony.

My Family Tends To Be Pretty Alcoholic And Drug-addicted.

Hope Begins In The Dark.