The Reason That History So Often Repeats

I Could Give A Flying Crap About The Political Process. We're An Entertainment Company.

God Takes Attendance Every Day.

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

I'm A Mormon, But I Share Your Faith In The Atonement Of The Savior, Jesus Christ. In My Faith, We Have A Guy Who Gave His Life For What He Believed In. You Don't Have To Believe It; I'm Not Asking You To. I'm Asking You, "what Is It That You Believe? Are You Willing To Give Your Life?"

I Think The President Is A Racist.