The Reason You Get Married Is To

Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!

The Madmen Seem To Live On Forever, Don't They?

I Always Thought I Had Crooked Eyebrows And Crooked Teeth. That's Why I Never Understood Why People Called Me A Beauty.

[katharine Hepburn] Was Much Stronger, Much More Opinionated Than I Am Or Ever Was, And It Was Considered Attractive On Her. But Not On Me. I Don't Know. Maybe Her Bryn Mawr Accent Was More Appealing Than Mine.

Naïveté, Thy Name Is Me.