The Record Shows, I Took The Blows

There Are Things About Organized Religion Which I Resent. Christ Is Revered As The Prince Of Peace, But More Blood Has Been Shed In His Name Than Any Other Figure In History. You Show Me One Step Forward In The Name Of Religion, And I'll Show You A Hundred Retrogressions…i'm For Decency—period. I'm For Anything And Everything That Bodes Love And Consideration For My Fellow Man. But When Lip Service To Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality On Wednesday And Absolution On Sunday—count Me Out.

I'm Gonna Live Till I Die.

I Love All Those Girls The Same As They Love Me. I Get Thousands Of Letters A Week From Girls Who Love Me.... Every Time I Sing A Song, I Make Love To Them. I'm A Boudoir Singer.

The Reading Of The Song Is Vital. The Written Word Is First Always . . . First. Not Belittling The Music, But It Really Is A Backdrop. To Convey The Meaning Of A Song You Need To Look At The Lyric And Understand It.

[answering The Phone] Hello, This Is A Recording, You've Dialed The Right Number, Now Hang Up And Don't Do It Again.