The Right To Do Something Does Not

A Reader Should Be Able To Identify A Column Without Its Byline Or Funny Little Picture On Top Purely By Look Or Feel, Or Its Turgidity Ratio.

I'm A Right-wing Pundit And Have Been For Many Years.

President Reagan Is A Rhetorical Roundheels, As Befits A Politician Seeking Empathy With His Audience.

To Be Accused Of 'channeling' Is To Be Dismissed As A Ventriloquist's Live Dummy, Derogated At Not Having A Mind Of One's Own.

Adapt Your Style, If You Wish, To Admit The Color Of Slang Or Freshness Of Neologism, But Hang Tough On Clarity, Precision, Structure, Grace.