The River Of Sludge Will Go On

A Newspaper Reported I Spend $30,000 A Year Buying Paris Clothes And That Women Hate Me For It. I Couldn't Spend That Much Unless I Wore Sable Underwear.

We Are The Only Country In The World That Trashes Its Old Buildings. Too Late We Realize How Very Much We Need Them.

When Harvard Men Say They Have Graduated From Radcliffe, Then We've Made It.

[on John F. Kennedy:] ... Now He Is A Legend When He Would Have Preferred To Be A Man.

If You Bungle Raising Your Children, I Don't Think Whatever Else You Do Matters Very Much.