The Road To Ruin Is Always In

Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

There's A Great Power In Words, If You Don't Hitch Too Many Of Them Together.