The Roaring Seas And Many A Dark

From Now On Walking Is My Beer And Feeling Good Is My Hangover.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.

Blame The Guy Who Doesn't Speak Engish.

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.

Yet, Taught By Time, My Heart Has Learned To Glow For Other's Good, And Melt At Other's Woe.