The Romans Spent The Next 200 Years

Bad Grammar Is The Leading Cause Of Slow, Painful Death In North America.

The Most Valuable Function Performed By The Federal Government Is Entertainment.

The Ford Falcon Holds The Proud Title Of Slowest Car Ever Built. In Certain Areas Of The Country You Can Go To A Stoplight And Find Falcon Drivers Who Pressed Down On Their Accelerators In 1963 And Are Still Waiting For Their Cars To Move.

But My Point Is That Competitive Eating Is A Real Sport, And I Considered Taking It Up. But When I Thought About What This Would Mean Sitting Around For Hours, Stuffing My Face With Unhealthy Food I Realized It Was Basically The Same Thing As Journalism.

My Problem With Chess Was That All My Pieces Wanted To End The Game As Soon As Possible.