The Sad Truth Is That Most Of

I Blame My Grandmother For Encouraging Me To Become An Actress.

My Grandmother Spoiled My Father Rotten And He Grew Up Expecting Women To Do Whatever He Wanted. When He Married My Beautiful Mother, Elsa, He Expected Her To Give Up Her Career As A Champion Ballroom Dancer And Become A Good Wife And Mother, Which She Dutifully Did.

I've Always Maintained That There Is A Very Fine Line Between A Daring, Sexy Older Woman And Mutton Dressed As Lamb.

It's No One's Fault To Be Born Ugly, But, Honestly, Must It Be Worn As A Symbol Of Pride?

And I Kissed A Lot Of Frogs As Well, But No, I Kissed A Lot Of Frogs And Now I've Found My Prince.