The Self Persists Like A Dying Star,

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.

The Trip Across Arizona Is Just One Oasis After Another. You Can Just Throw Anything Out And It Will Grow There, I Like Arizona.

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'