The Shakes Stop If You Drink Enough,

If You Obey All The Rules You Miss All The Fun.

Once A Crowd Chased Me For An Autograph. "beat It", I Said, "go Sit On A Tack!" "we Made You", They Said. "like Hell You Did", I Told Them.

My, I Like Judy Holliday! She Looks Like A Monet Model. And She's So - So Defenseless. I Like Defenseless People. They're The Best.

Without Discipline, There's No Life At All.

The Thing About Life Is That You Must Survive. Life Is Going To Be Difficult, And Dreadful Things Will Happen. What You Do Is Move Along, Get On With It, And Be Tough. Not In The Sense Of Being Mean To Others, But Being Tough With Yourself And Making A Deadly Effort Not To Be Defeated.