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True Love Doesn't Consist Of Holding Hands, It Consists Of Holding Hearts.

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Nothing Adds To A Person's Leisure Time Like Doing Things When They Are Supposed To Be Done.

Time Was When The Average Person Could Pay As He Goes. Nowadays He Has To Pay As He Comes And Goes.

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