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One Of The Hardest Things To Teach A Child Is That Truth Is More Important Than Consequences.

The Best Eraser In The World Is A Good Night's Sleep.

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

A Dog Is One Of The Remaining Reasons Why Some People Can Be Persuaded To Go For A Walk.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.