The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes

Initiative Is To Success What A Lighted Match Is To A Candle.

There Are Times When Silence Is The Best Way To Yell At The Top Of Your Voice.

The Willingness To Trust Others Even When You Know You May Be Taken Advantage Of Is The Cornerstone Of Becoming Civilized.

Tact Is The Ability To Make A Person See Lightning Without Letting Him Feel The Bolt.

Knowledge Is Power, Especially When It Is Hitched To A Workhorse.