The Shortest Road To Ruin Is To

Playing Golf Is Like Chasing A Quinine Pill Around A Cow Pasture.

The English Know How To Make The Best Of Things. Their So-called Muddling Through Is Simply Skill At Dealing With The Inevitable.

We Have A Very Daring And Skillful Opponent Against Us, And, May I Say Across The Havoc Of War, A Great General.

The Cat Does More For The War Effort Than You Do. He Acts As A Hot-water Bottle And Saves Fuel And Power.

Life Can Either Be Accepted Or Changed. If It Is Not Accepted, It Must Be Changed. If It Cannot Be Changed, Then It Must Be Accepted.