The Sight Of Home Looks Best After

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.