The Smell Of A Freshly Printed Book

I Don't Want To Look Sloppy, Because Then I Feel Sloppy

At My Age, I Don’t Need To Be A Sexy Bundle Of Muscles, Thank You Very Much.

If I Were A Woman, I Would Love To Have Lots Of Kids. But For Men, I Don’t Believe In It.

No, I Have Someone Who Comes To The House And Washes It, Puts In The Dry Shampoo, And Takes Care If It Because I Have No Time.

I'm Rather Pro-prostitution, I Admire People Who Do It. It Can't Be Much Fun. Thank Goodness For It. People Need Relief Or They Become Murderers.